All dog owners and lovers will understand
1. Blaming your farts on me... Not funny.. Not funny at all !!!
2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... Stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9.Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur?
3 comments:
definatly laughed.
love,Leanne
Yeah we get the idea! I think that our first clue our dog was evil was when he came with the name Kaine. The second clue was when he came into the house for the first time he peed on the plants. Oh well.
Love you guys, Hope we can see you soon
J and L
haha I love that list!!!
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