Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Zoe's Top 9 Pet Peeves about Us!

Ok I don't normally like forwards...and honestly unless I really love the person, I don't even read them anymore. But this one was from my wife, and of course it was really funny. So I thought i would post it here. If you have a dog, and love them like we do...you will love this list!!

All dog owners and lovers will understand

1. Blaming your farts on me... Not funny.. Not funny at all !!!

2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... Stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9.Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

definatly laughed.
love,Leanne

Justin said...

Yeah we get the idea! I think that our first clue our dog was evil was when he came with the name Kaine. The second clue was when he came into the house for the first time he peed on the plants. Oh well.
Love you guys, Hope we can see you soon
J and L

Becky said...

I love #1, my family could be saying that instead of our non-existent dog! We miss you guys lots and hope to be able to see you soon. Pat & I were just talking about sending the girls to see you in Nov. as we're going away for a retreat (and they LOVED having Mama and Papa Freed living with them), but then we ALL couldn't see you. Some day soon we hope to come down and crash with you.

Becky

Charity said...

haha I love that list!!!